What Do You Think REALLY Happened To Dean In Hell?

We all know what "happened" to Dean when he was in Hell. What would you have like to have seen instead of the Alistair thing?

My personal favourite is that instead of Dean getting ripped to shreds every day, he becomes the Harem in Hell's personal sex slave. We all know that Dean likes the ladies, so Alistair puts him to work taking care of the Harem. Unfortunately for Dean, he couldn't take much more and was thankfully dragged from Hell by Castiel :->